The things you say.

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My sister encouraged me to make a list of Teno’s words, and they’re changing so quickly I think I already forgot some of them. But here’s what I can remember:

• Suck!: said in yelling-form, often accompanied by pointing. This means “I want a sucker.”
• Wah-der: water
• Chai!: see notes on “Suck!” only for chai
• Poop: this is actually his weiner. He calls it “poop”
• Snose: nose
• Eye
• Hair
• Toes
• Big toe
• Foot
• Da Mama: this is me
• Dah-yee: daddy
• Hot
• Code: cold
• Shoe
• Socks (he demands to wear them at all times, by the way)
• Thomas
• Percy
• Hen-yee: Henry
• Wed-word: Edward
• Hogar: Gordan
• Emee: Emily (he says all the Thomas character’s names)
• Ship: Bishop (our friend’s little boy)
• B: Baron (our other friend’s little boy)
• Pup Pup: dogs, puppies and also Blue from Blue’s Clues
• A blue: A clue
• Geem: green
• Bwoo: blue
• Halp: help
• Stuck: I don’t think he’s ever literally been stuck, this is a catch-all for “I’m not where I want to be”
• Bike
• Buth: bus
• Side: outside
• No
• Yes: said when you tell him no
• Knee: also “my knee” which is always skinned and in need of attention
• Chalk: chocolate
• Quack: graham crackers
• Bites: Yogo bites
• gum
• Rye Ree: ice cream

There’s more… I’m already forgetting them.
Oh, also:
Percy = green= 6
Gordon= blue= 4
Thomas= blue = 1
James= red= 5

If you ask him what color something is and it’s blue he’ll tell you Thomas. Likewise, he points to numbers, like the number 6 and says “James?”

Therefore, Teno = crazy.